Happy New Year

GoodBye 2010!!! Thank god!! You were a horrible ass of a year. I am glad to see you go!!

Hello 2011!!! Please, Please be nice to me this year, I think I deserve some a good luck this year!! Be kind to me and my family. We stuggled so hard last year that its time we get a little break. Also keep all of us in great health! I look forward to doing business with you!!!

Love, Me!!

No, really....poop on the wall!

So after this mornings disaster of a mess, I decided I should rename my blog. I think it fits my life perfectly!! Never a clean dull moment around my house.

So here is what happened: My four year old son Connor went in the bathroom to go potty, nothing unusual about that. He normally takes a while when he goes poop, but then again, who doesn't right? But after a few rare quiet minutes I sent my 10 year old daughter Cheyenne to check on him. All I heard when she walked in was a HUGE "CONNOR, OH MY GOD!!" So you can imagine hearing her scream that, my mommy instincts took over and I thought something was really wrong with him. Cheyenne then steps out into the hallway and proceeds to tell me what he has done. He had tried to wipe himself and didn't quite position the toilet paper correctly, so in turn the poop got all over his hands. So instead of telling anyone he decides to clean his hands off on my wall!!! No idea where he came up with the idea to do this, but my question is "You couldn't have used the towel that is hanging not even 2inches above where you smeared your crap?!?!" I mean really....


So here I am trying to clean poop of the wall, meanwhile I am yelling at Connor to wash his hands that he is touching all over his face (yuck) and I have a sick 16 month old attached to my leg. So, baby in one arm, poopy towel in the other hand.......you can see where this is going right? I go to walk out the bathroom and of course I trip over Connors firetruck.......poopy towel flung onto the hallway wall as I am trying to catch myself!! Thought I would spare you the image of poop on the wall, so instead you can see my very sick cheese doodle face Colby.

FML!!!!